Clay Aiken Welcomes A Son
By Wyatt Earp | August 9, 2008
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
And by “welcomes,” I mean had his picture taken while standing next to the child.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Former “American Idol” runner-up Clay Aiken, who has gone onto a singing career, said his “dear friend,” music producer Jaymes Foster, gave birth on Friday to a son fathered by Aiken.
Aiken, 29, wrote on his Web site that his child, named Parker Foster Aiken, was born at a hospital in North Carolina.
“My dear friend, Jaymes, and I are so excited to announce the birth of Parker Foster Aiken,” he said. (H/T – Reuters)
Okay, it’s quiz time. Which of these things are most likely:
1. Jessica Biel and I are dating.
2. Aliens are sending secret messages to the Pope.
3. Clay Aiken is actually the father of this child.
Pencils down.
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I know… I know… Number one…
I’m thinkin’ maybe Clay’s boyfriend spit into the petri dish… Just sayin’…
Does your wife know your dating Jessica Biel ?
Just kidding its the Pope right because Clay is straight right?
[...] When we saw the blurb in the local dead tree edition of the Tampa Trib this morning, we thought the exact same thing that LC & IB Wyatt did… “Yeeeeeah. And the Pope’s really a closeted gay Rastafarian-Muslim-Jewish-Hindu hermaphr… [...]
Out of our possibilities:
Most possible: The Pope’s astronomers have insisted that aliens are as much a part of God’s creation as we are so #1 is a real possibility.
Kind of possible: According to your stat counter, Jessica Biel has been stalking your blog!
Out of the realm: Not the Daddy!
Counter question:
What do these these peopke have in common?
A. Jessica Biel
B. The Pope
C. Clay whatshisname
ANSWER:
They all like altarboys.
Freak. I don’t care that his 50-year-old friend had a baby. They are not a couple and will not raise it as such. That whole thing with Crosby and Mellisa Etheridge worked out well when her girlfriend decided that she wasn’t gay anymore, right? I’m so tired of people who lead lives that require that they constantly try to prove they are “normal”.
Considering the age of the mother, I think it’s more likely that this baby was made from a donated egg. Yes, the baby is Clay’s, but likely not hers biologically. I don’t like this situation at all, and I think it’s a very bad choice, but I have no doubt that the child is his. In fact, as much as he loves children and as much as he has wanted to be a father, I doubt he’ll want to let that little boy out of his sight.
I’m so out of it. I’ve never seen American Idol, I have no idea who Clay Aiken is, and what kind of person names a woman Jaymes?
He seems very confused.
Old NFO – Oh, how cool would that be!!!
B.C. – EYE BLEACH!!!
Momster – I don’t think the wife would have a problem wit me dating her.
Deanna – My thoughts exactly. He may want to raise the child, but I seriously question the lineage.
P.D. – Hey, I’m a former altar boy. Jessica, call me!
RT – If Aiken’s gay, then that’s cool. But I agree: if he is, then he shouldn’t be trying to be something else.
Joan – That’s what I’m afraid of.
Ky person – A poor choice of name, if you ask me.
Admiral – Confused. Yup, that’s the word I’d choose.
Let’s hope that, unlike Michael Jackson, the children at least come out the same race as their supposed father.
Parker… Foster..? …Parker.. Foster??
that poor boy..