Comments on: Well, I’m Dead

By: Snigs

Snigs — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:16:55 +0000

Looks like you’ve lived. That, or you have an excellent imposter posing as you.

Congrats on the continued living and breathing.

By: The Badger

The Badger — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:52:26 +0000

Dude, It is a bee sting (Wound?…please.). Suck it up you Sissy Mary.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:00:01 +0000

Momster – We can only hope.

Sssteve – Oh, go shave your back!

Captain – If you weren’t too busy hiring someone to put in your a/c, you could have helped!

RT – Oh sure. I didn’t die, so I guess that’s something.

By: RT

RT — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:32:41 +0000

Soooo…..praying for you this morning was good thing?

By: CaptainAmerica

CaptainAmerica — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:29:48 +0000

Dude lance it with a hot poker, carve an an X over the sting site and suck out the poison. I’m on my way over to laugh at you right now…
Randall beat me to it!

By: Sssteve

Sssteve — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:05:28 +0000

The more and more I hear Randal give you crap the more I like him!!

By: Momster

Momster — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:52:22 +0000

The truth is the only thing that makes getting stung by a bee the least bit tolerable is knowing that in doing so the bee ripped out his own guts and died a horrible death.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:48:01 +0000

Doghouse – And HoneyComb cereal for breakfast!

Mike47 – Yeah, the obit would be boring. Wyatt Earp, local boob, 1969-2008.

By: Mike47

Mike47 — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:47:58 +0000

If the nurse is hot, tell her you were wounded “in action”. She doesn’t need to know what the action was, and if she’s sympathetic (as opposed to just pathetic), you can die happy! Or not. Get well, I’d rather read your blog than your obituary.

By: Doghouse

Doghouse — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:45:07 +0000

So, honey-baked ham for dinner? Extra honey?