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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | July 18, 2008

Armed And Ravenous Caption Contest

Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, July 21st. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
bRight & Early
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
WILLisms
Wizbang

Top Ten Entries:
10. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE OUT OF MIDOL?” – BobG
9. After a long 6 months in Iraq even a Slim Jim is big enough to satisfy. – Deathlok
8. Girls just wanna have…..guns. – Typicalwhitey
7. Females and firepower. . .now that’s a convenience store! – Jim
6. Girlfriend…. no army boots, no ammo… no service! – Deanna
5. Thelma and Louise and Louise and Louise and Louise and Louise. – Enforcer
4. “The condoms are for the gun barrels, moron.” – Rodney Dill
3. “Hand over the Caramel Pecanbons, or there will be…TROUBLE.” – Sean Galt
2. That guy in the ski mask left pretty quick, guess he didn’t want to wait in line. – The Duck

WINNER!Warning: Grab this ass at your own risk.RFTR

Topics: Caption Contest | 29 Comments »

29 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. RFTR Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Warning: Grab this ass at your own risk…

  2. BobG Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE OUT OF MIDOL?”

  3. Deanna Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    Girls night out!

  4. The Duck Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    That guy in the ski mask left pretty quick, guess he didn’t want to wait in line

  5. Deathlok Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    After a long 6 months in Iraq even a Slim Jim is big enough to satisfy.

  6. Deathlok Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Wow! I though for sure being close to death for a week would rate a mention in the blog.

  7. Deanna Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Girlfriend…. no army boots, no ammo… no service!

  8. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Ten-HUT!

  9. Typicalwhitey Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Girls just wanna have…..guns.

  10. Typicalwhitey Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:58 pm


    Here is a picture I found online!
    I am still excited!

  11. The Man Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    Tell Jack Bauer that we don’t need his stinking help.

  12. Cowboy Blob Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    No, that rifle doesn’t make your butt look big… your fat ass makes your butt look big!

  13. Remulak MoxArgon Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    Xran’s X-Wives getting some refreshment before going to “collect” their alimony.

  14. Sean_Galt Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    “Hand over the Caramel Pecanbons, or there will be…TROUBLE.”

  15. Telebush Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    An armed society is a polite society.

  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Deathlok – I was told to keep it on the down-low by Vinnie. AND WHAT THE FRAK ARE YOU DOING ONLINE??? GET YOUR GOD-DAMNED REST!!!

  17. RT Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    Maybe Vinnie meant something else if he mentioned “down-low”.

  18. enforcer Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Thelma and Louise and Louise and Louise and Louise and Louise

  19. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    God damn I love those IDF chicks. I’ve got a few links somewhere to a ton of other pics of them if you want ‘em.

  20. Mope Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Can I please have a gross of wadcutters?

  21. Dorkelina Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 2:55 am

    Wait, I don’t get it. Is there something strange about the picture?

  22. rodney dill Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    “You girls sure must be healthy, I’ve never had so many orders for cucumbers.”

  23. rodney dill Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    “The condoms are for the gun barrels moron.”

  24. OTB Caption JamTM Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    [...] Wyatt Earp picked the wrong time of the month to give up sniffing glue. [...]

  25. Jim Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Females and firepower. . .now that’s a convenience store!

  26. Lergnom Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Just a quick one, Marty. We’re on our way to a battle.

  27. Mope Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 6:03 am

    “Midol for me, we have an AP stringer tagging along.”

  28. Terrapod Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 7:44 am

    Heh, reminds me of the Heywood Banks song on “carrying” and polite society. Ya never know what the little old lady is packing……

  29. rodney dill Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 7:39 am

    When I said I needed a compact I meant an M10.