ManBearPig Alert!
By Wyatt Earp | July 17, 2008
I'm totally cereal!
Run for your lives! Al Bore is on the loose!
WASHINGTON (CNN) — The United States should be making all of its electricity with renewable and carbon-free energy in 10 years, former Vice President Al Gore said Thursday.
Does anyone even listen to this tool anymore? Even hard core Lefties are now realizing he’s a lying douche. And yes, “douche” is a technical term.
“The survival of the United States of America as we know it is at risk,” Gore said.
Oh, my God! We must flee!
In a speech at Washington’s Constitution Hall, Gore touched on an array of the nation’s current woes, saying the economic, environmental and national security crises are all related.
“I don’t remember a time in our country when so many things seemed to be going so wrong simultaneously,” Gore said.
I’m sure we can Google “Soviet Union” around the time of the Chernobyl disaster to disprove that statement.
To begin to fix all the problems, Gore said, “the answer is to end our reliance on carbon-based fuels.” (H/T – CNN)
Gee, if only there was a political party that was on board with that plan. A Party that wanted to increase drilling, but was also open to wind, solar, and – God forbid – nuke-u-lar power.
Oh well, I’m sure the Party of ManBearPig has plenty of ideas and a top-notch energy plan just waiting to be revealed . . .
Topics: People I Hate | 12 Comments »
July 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
F- him.
Oil just went down $15 (10%) in 3 days. I guess I’ll see gas price drop from $4.00 to $3.60 tomorrow.
Hahahahahahaha. Asshole gas companies.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Even reading his words I hear that condescending tone he uses. He makes me sick. He has been nothing but a hypocrite his entire life. I’ve paid attention to his public life. I remember the ’80s, the back-pedaling of the ’90s just to get a job as vice-president, and then demanding change of everyone else, except for himself. He’s still using electricity out the ass.
I also guess he forgets the Carter administration? I don’t.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I bounced over from First In! Al Gore is a total douche. I think all Sierra Club Members should do the sensible thing and avoid the pain the earth is about to endure and commit suicide. That would reduce the load on mother earth and they would not have to suffer through the hideous life that the rest of us have brought on ourselves.
As for me, I will take my chances and keep driving my V-10 F-250 and my Mustang GT and running my AC with the windows down if I want to.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Look we could get rid of most of the greenhouse gases if either:
A. Gore shut his big trap
……..or…..
B. Dads quit playing “pull my finger”.
Hey Wyatt, is it alright if I email you?
I want to tell you about the McCain townhall today!
July 17th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
“The United States should be making all of its electricity with renewable and carbon-free energy in 10 years”
Hmmm….if he did something 10 years ago, when he had the power to do it, we would have all renewable energy today.
TW, you can email me
July 17th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
What is your email sage?
July 17th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
This is me asking Senator McCain a question!!
July 17th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Cool. I started to watch the townhall. I kind of got distracted.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Randal – The Ay-rabs are panicking after Bush lifted the executive order on drilling, so now they’re “generous” with the barrel price. Douchebags.
RT – And he still FLIES to his appearances on his PRIVATE JET. No CO2 emissions there. /Snark.
Ingineer66 – I was doing that today while driving my SUV. But in all fairness, my in-car thermometer read 102 when I got in after work.
TW – Absolutely. I’d love to hear about it!
DesertSage – How dare you ruin a perfectly good talking point with facts!
RT – What, did a Nashville Riverboat hit a jetty?
July 18th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Gore is like one of those people who walk around with sandwich boards saying THE END IS NIGH.
If he was a Republican and indulged in the same hyperbole, he’d be mercilessly mocked. I hope the scales fall from people’s eyes soon, so the mocking can begin.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I think the mocking has already begun. You guys really crack me up.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Ky person – No, he is the one walking around with the sandwich board that says, “Will Lie for Food.”
MikeB – Well, I detest hypocrisy, and demanding we change our habits while he flies around in his personal jet reeks of it. I know from reading your blog that you’re a big fan of ManBearPig’s, but I am not.