Drunk Infiltrates Team Of Firefighters
By Wyatt Earp | July 10, 2008
Okay, everyone please pay attention. My neighbor may be missing.
Has anyone seen Captain America recently?
BERLIN (Reuters) – Firefighters called to a blaze at an apartment building in a southern German town were astonished to discover a fully equipped extremely drunk imposter in their ranks, police said on Thursday.
On hearing the alarm, the 38-year-old man had rushed to the fire station, was helped into protective clothing and helmet by unsuspecting firefighters and boarded the fire engine, a spokesman for Suedhessen police said.
“When fire breaks out, it’s all hands on deck!” the man told officers when questioned about his motives. He was released without charge after sobering up overnight in a police cell. (H/T – Reuters)
Lousy drunk! It would have been really cool if this gin-soaked tool ran into the fire and spontaneously combusted from the alcohol in his system.
But I’ve been told I am evil, so . . .
Topics: Snarkasm | 11 Comments »
July 10th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I hear his hose was too short to reach the fire and to be any real help.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
RT – Really? A penis joke at a time like this? I expected more of you. Okay, I didn’t and it was really funny. Ha!
July 10th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
You can count on me being “bad” when the hornet’s nest has been hassled.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Well, at least he volunteered, better than most Americans would do in this day and age… Good Samaritans are no more over here.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
RT – Note to self: don’t piss off RT.
Old NFO – Especially in CT. They just watch as an old man is run down and killed.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Very funny Bee Boy. You’re only getting a pass because of the Kournikova picture.
July 11th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Captain – Isn’t it funny that it happened at the home of the Oberfrau? Heh.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:01 am
I think the firefighters should infiltrate the local drunks. Turnabout is fair play, after all.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:08 am
LOL; Bee Boy! I think that one might stick.
Evil is good too.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Reminds me of the scene from the 80s movie “Strange Brew” when Doug put out the fire.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
John D – Now that’s thinking outside the box. Good show!
Admiral – Shut yer hole!
Doghouse – One of the funniest movies ever.